Thank you all for participating in our limerick contest! We’ll contact the winners today through email about their prizes. And without further ado, the winners are . . .
Winner: Hannah Whiteoak with “Poet’s March”
Runner-up: Emily Truesdell with “All Natural”
Runner-up: Michelle Gordon with “A Slight Glitch . . . ”
Read the Winning Limericks…
“Poet’s March” by Hannah Whiteoak
She’s as mad as a boxing March hare.
In the street she talks to the air.
She composes her rhymes
While waiting in lines.
But she’s published, so let people stare.
“All Natural” by Emily Truesdell
There once was a hippie named Xander
Who cared for spring flowers at his manor
He ate one, you see
Then fell to his knee
For the flower, it was Oleander
“A Slight Glitch . . . ” by Michelle Gordon
Lyn twirls the baton every March,
As she leads the parade through the arch,
But there’s cause for alarm
‘Coz she can’t raise her arm:
The drycleaners used too much starch.